It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
