Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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