Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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