where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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