ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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