She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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