We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The best revenge is premature balding
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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