YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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