awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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