3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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