You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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