my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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