It's Friday. Sex?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
