Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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