How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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