Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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