is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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