Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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