hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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