Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
