look no pants
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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