i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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