Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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