We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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