She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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