You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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