You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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