So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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