So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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