just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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