We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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