awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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