its not stalking. its research.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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