then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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