it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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