Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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