Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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