physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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