Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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