i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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