arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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