'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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