the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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