Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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