some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Floor bacon is actually really good
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
jump out the window naked night went bad
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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