Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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