his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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