he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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