For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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