can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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