You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i believe in u and ur pee
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