Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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